alephnull47:

maxwellelvis:

captainsnoop:

sweatersage:

captainsnoop:

moontouched-moogle:

captainsnoop:

badgrapple:

captainsnoop:

mi0da:

captainsnoop:

onion-knight-official:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

anyone else remember Hot Gruntilda from the Banjo-Kazooie game over screen

Do Gruntilda’s big titties fill your body with lust? You’d nut in two seconds if you saw her green bust!

hey do you take constructive criticism on your posts

No sense in begging for what’s already free! Indulge in Grunty’s pussy and you’ll find pure glee!

this post feels like a nightmare im unable to awake from

A virgin can’t be picky when choosing holes for the stuffing. In the words of Inafune, it’s better than nothing!

I’m legit gonna kill you

Your actually going to die

Death comes for us all, but you’ll come even quicker! Five seconds? How pathetic! You’re making me snicker!

Tired of losing in Banjo-Kazooie? Drop those pants instead and make my loins gooey!

The bear and the bird have caused me such woes. I’ll make them bend over and suck my old toes!

if i had to read this with my own two eyes then every last one of you who follows me has to suffer too

You whine, you whimper, and oh how you suffer, but deep down Grunty knows you just wanna stuff her.

This post is pain but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t laughing through the crying.

rottenbrainstuff:

robotpussy:

robotpussy:

i will never be against piracy ever but i also need physical media to remain

the average blockbuster carried about 3x as many films than that that are streaming on Netflix or any other streaming service, physical media along with piracy is more important than ever.

I thought this wasn’t true, because how could it be true? How could one small store have more movies than an online database? So I googled it.

I am surprised and depressed to learn it’s 100% true, according to google. A Blockbuster store was required to have a minimum of 7000 titles, but most averaged about 10,000. Netflix has 4000 movies. (And 1800 tv shows if you want to count those, but even included, it’s still less)

Now I’m even more depressed about the collapse of physical rental stores.

msexcelfractal:

pinene:

msexcelfractal:

pinene:

Hi bisexuals

omg hiiii

*CAGE DROPS FROM CEILING*

estrogeneral-intelligence:

hey I’m sorry I stopped in the middle of that sentence my brain decided to flush its cache and I totally forgot what this conversation was

unforth:

iamwestiec:

inappropriatewenning:

layzeal:

just letting my wangxian besties know that if we ever get a spirk vs wangxian poll i’m voting spirk. you simply cannot compete with “pushing 60s housewives into writing slash fiction and creating modern fandom”

oh yes

oh for sure

Hard same.

elauii:

elauii:

would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?

his day now

bulkhummus:

all work is cancelled. everyone stay home and do nothing and lay in bed sooooooo cutely and watch tv shows and have no obligations and kiss together

girlsnout:

plaguedocboi:

A job I was applying for mentioned I would be working with something called a “frosted flatwoods salamander”, which sounded positively delightful, so I looked them up and I could not be more pleased with what this beast looks like

ALT

dogencool:

If I’m gonna have to see and then report over a dozen porn bots every day can they at least give me like a daily grinding quest for it like it’s an MMO. Can I get some gold and a mediocre loot drop